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How do you hide your sex toy? Why in plain site of course! I got a most delightful email from Tinge while I was at a party one night and it didn’t fully register in my mind what it was all about. But once I realized they were the ones who had actually contacted Lex about it beforehand to see if I’d be interested —and I’d actually been expecting them— I really couldn’t wait to get my sex toy in disguise.

The email was as follows:

Thought Tinge’s first ever product, The Tinge Razor, would be of interest…

Forget the days of creepy airport security guards fishing your Rabbit vibrator out of your luggage in front of the airport…(“No, Mr Homeland security, this is not a weapon of mass destruction”)

No more awkward sex talks with little Sally when she asks what your dildo is..(” Yes, Sally that is pretend chocolate banana”)

Disguised as a functioning razor, this pleasure toy offers a total of 32 different speed and mode combinations for the ultimate in choice for personal satisfaction..

The makers of Tinge understood the importance of luxury and discretion when creating their product. Disguised as razor, pleasure aficionados do not have to hide their Tinge from guests in their home, and can even travel with it!

About Tinge Razor
This very pleasurable toy disguised as a fully functional wet shaving razor is an attractive, multi-functional product featuring the ultimate combination of modern styling, sex-appeal, discretion, and advance technology. With a super high output motor the vibration frequencies the Tinge™ Razor produce are sure to leave you fully satisfied. The Tinge™ Razor offers a total of 32 different speed and mode combinations to choose from so that you can to tend to whatever mood you happen to be in that day. With its advance modern direct charging system the Tinge™ Razor offers 3 hours of life on full batteries so that you are taken care of for as long as you so desire. Fully water resistant and a great travel companion the Tinge™ Razor is sure to put a smile on your face.

About the Company
Tinge is an exciting new lifestyle and wellness brand that ultimately infuses modern style and innovation into unique products that assert sex appeal. From the intense research and development process all the way through to our advance manufacturing stages, we are committed to continuously providing you with products that stimulate even your unexpressed wishes and desires.

The day it arrived, I was expecting a totally different type of package. It was a great surprise to find out it was something a lot naughtier than a book. This was definitely something I could immediately get my hands on and curl up in bed with for some good times.

I’ve never had a toy like this before, so I had to read through the manual to figure out the whole set up. Fortunately, it’s quite simple. After charging my tinge over night (initially or when the battery is completely drained, it will take approximately 3-4 hours to charge/recharge), I went right to the testing. Important work needed to be done.

I had a little trouble with it at first because when I pressed the tinge against my body, and I tend to press hard, the cap would fall off. For one, I didn’t realize at first that you have to make sure you hear a clicking sound when putting the cap on to make sure it’s on securely. Also, it did not say in the manual that “The natural way to hold it is to grasp the entire cap end (including the body of the razor) in your palm with one finger in the middle of the unit to apply downward pressure. “ This is intel (customer service was pretty good) I got a little later on, but once I got past that it was time for a little action. The unit is actually pretty strong. The vibration certainly hits the spot and I could adjust the speed and vibration pulse pretty easily without too much interruption.

It comes with a personal lubricant gel, which makes for a smoother touch. But the toy is already pretty smooth – the cap is slick and the body is velvety. Pink makes me feel so innocent – wink wink. The gel is compatible with latex condoms.

I was able to carry it in my purse with no problem. I usually worry about being discovered as I tend to be careless when looking for say my wallet, and certain other products in my purse are exposed. But in this case who could be the wiser.

I even noticed it had slipped into the background of a picture of something else, which I was showing to a friend (basically a rated G photo), but there was no need for an awkward explanation, because it’s just a razor! In fact my friend noticed it and I just said something like, “Yeah, I think I got that at Duane Reade. Isn’t that pretty? Anyhooo…”

I also used the razor function as I was getting ready for work. My legs and pussy were pretty soft, but you definitely need to apply some shaving gel (which is not included). You don’t need to charge it to use the razor, but since it just sits on the charger base, then it’s ready to go for either function whenever you pick it up. All in all, an attractive, travel ready, discrete, simple, and effective product.

Nubby G

2 AA batteries
Don’t let this chunky vibrator’s cute appearance fool you: Nubby G is designed to get down to business. It’s short and thick but with a curved shaft that is just right for G-spot stimulation on most women. This vibrator is made of crystal clear jelly vinyl but the greatest feature is the nubby “hilt” about 2/3 of the way down the shaft. It hits the labia and clitoris with its special textures. The vibration and G-spot stimulation combined allows the Nubby G to take the guesswork out of finding “your spot.” The multi-speed motor is operated by a control in the base of the toy, and is great for the woman who likes to take charge of her toy, by taking advantage of the special hilt. FEATURES:
• 8” long, 1-3/8” diam.
• Clear jelly vinyl, with a curved shaft.
• Special “hilt” with stimulating nubs.
• Controls in the base of the toy.
BENEFITS:
• Great size for most women, it’s non-threatening and easy to hold.
• Ideal for effectively stimulating the G-spot.
• Slightly thicker shape is especially pleasing.
• Effectively stimulates the labia, something not all vibrators can do while they are inserted.

Playful Plug

This cleverly designed plug is designed for the first-time anal explorer. The bright blue firm jelly vinyl toy is very flexible and features a secure finger ring for safe play. The shaft widens in the middle for heightened sensations. FEATURES:
• 3-3/4” long, 3/4” diam.
• Clear blue jelly vinyl.
• Safety finger ring. BENEFITS:
• Charming to look at; shaped like a pacifier.
• Very secure; can’t “get lost” and is easy to remove.
• Pleasurable sensations, for men or women.

Love Wand

This sophisticated stimulator has graduated beads for an intoxicating sensation. Anal stimulation can be very effective for women. It can be even more so in men as it stimulates the prostrate gland, which is a key factor in earth-shattering orgasms in men. The Love Wand is a simple toy that is an easy, non-threatening introduction to anal play. It can be used anally or vaginally. Using lubrication, insert the wand comfortably then pull it out slowly as orgasm begins, and while orgasm continues—and you’ll see why this wand is magical. FEATURES:
• 11” long.
• Contains ten molded beads, of decreasing size. BENEFITS:
• Additional stimulation during orgasm intensifies the experience in both men and women.

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When I prepare to go out, I like to feel pretty, smell pretty and look pretty. These are a few of my favorite things that really help me get ready.

Velvet Pleasure
This may be a little guy, but he’s discreet so I can actually carry it around with me and no one is the wiser. It gets me in just the right spot every time.

Well, except that one time when I had to explain to our guest all about it… ended up being too much of a distraction and I couldn’t really concentrate on the smooth vibration that brings me such sweet release – perhaps I was too busy thinking about other promises that would come true when Lex came back from the store with more cigarettes. I was just in the mood for something else – and I’m not really talking about the cigarettes. That and I couldn’t find what I really wanted to demonstrate at the time – my anal beads!

But, when I feel like giving myself a nice bit of pleasure and other resources are just not available in the moment of greatest need… my soft and steady velvet pleasure comes in handy. It’s like a little body massager, perfect for my clit.

It’s even water proof so I can take it into the shower to sooth my sore neck (!) in case I’m not feeling too kinky… yet. It does need one AA battery, but both the toy and the battery fit into it’s velvet pouch.

• Toy Cleanser – you can always clean the toy with soap, but the cleaners designed for the toys help to reduce the damage that regular soap can cause on a toy. Not to mention the residue that can build up. Since it’s generally not a good idea to have soap inside the vagina, using presumably any cleaner designed specifically for sex toys would also be gentler to your vagina and clit!
• Revelation Lubricant – I love this thing. I don’t normally need it for the velvet pleasure. I use this more so for the big toys or when I’ve been drinking and am a bit dehydrated. No matter how horny you are, sometimes you just need a little help. Revelation lubricant is definitely one of my favorites. Not only does it make me feel 18 again, I need very little, it doesn’t stain or smell (flavors can be fun in this department, but sometimes you just want something more fresh and natural in that area), and it lasts a long time. It can also be easily reactivated with a couple of drops of water.

Nipple Nibbler

Whether my nipples need a little stimulation or my lips are chapped, this nipple nibbler (my favorite flavor is strawberry) does the job perfectly. I’ve happily shared it with anyone who needed it. One guy said it felt tingly on his lips.

Passion Body Dew

Try the large 8oz size

or
if you can’t make that commitment, try the 1 oz travel size. It’s perfect to carry around in your purse (I always carry mine).

Shimmering Sweet
This always brightens my day and night! Everyone always comments on how beautiful the glitter looks on my skin! That definitely makes me feel pretty. Even when people don’t notice (which is rare), it just makes me feel like I put in that extra special touch and it brings a smile to my face knowing I’m glittery :) It even smells and tastes like candy.

In the day time I usually just spread this on my arms and chest or neck, depending on how revealing my shirt is of course. At night, I pull out all the stops and spread it more generously – maybe wherever I want people to stare. I might have some on my cheeks too for a nice touch of blush.

It’s small enough to carry around if I wanted to add some extra, but I usually don’t even need to do that since it seems to last a long time.

It was a slow night so we decided to go to our local hang out in Chelsea to have a couple of beers and chill out. It wasn’t that we weren’t open to almost anything, it just wasn’t a night that was planned for. Shortly after we arrived, we were surprised to see a couple we had recently met. She was an actress and traveled a lot. He was the kind of guy who didn’t consider his meetings with hookers to be cheating. Despite the confession he made to Lex, we still found them amusing. They were looking for something to do and so were we, so when they recommended a spot to pick up some ecstasy, we were game. We accompanied them to another location were they were able to score up some really cheap stuff. Two for ten dollars. What a steal!

Where to go next? All full of love to give and Twilo was dead, so we ended up at Blue on 23rd street. Unfortunately (or fortunately – however you want to look at it) we weren’t there very long at all. Apparently I crossed a boundary and got into a fight with one of the gay guys. I was on line to go to the bathroom, asking where it ended, and he accused me of trying to use my feminine whiles and charm someone so I could get ahead of the line, “Honey you’re pee pee dance isn’t going to work here.” For some reason he seemed to have nothing but hate for me. As soon as he cursed at me I cursed back at him and suddenly I felt myself being completely lifted off the floor by a bouncer. What the fuck?? I guess I wasn’t gay enough. I argued that I was just defending myself, but no one wanted to hear my side. Apparently I also pissed them off because I refused to use a toilet that didn’t have a door with a lock. Everybody else seemed to be okay with that. I was pretty drugged up, but come one, it didn’t have to escalate to that. How many times do worse things get ignored at bars?

I think sometimes I am too friendly. Yes, New York can be a cruel and ironic place.

I found myself begging the bouncer to first let me tell Lex that I was getting kicked out. More drama ensued as he tried fiercely to defend me. We quickly went from, “please let us stay… we didn’t do anything wrong,” to, “fuck you you miserable minimum wage wanna-be arrogant, tiny prick mother fucker [blah blah blah] we didn’t want to be here in this lousy place [that actually shut down shortly after ha ha ha we had the last laugh we’re still standing(?)] anyway and we’ve gotten kicked out of better places.” Our friends didn’t want to get involved and stayed behind. So here we were, kicked out and Lex was super charged from chewing out the bouncer in the middle of the sidewalk. Where to next?

We were two high-as-a-kite, euphoric, everything-loving mother fuckers, going back home, falling asleep on the train, listening to some Swedish tourists jibber-jabbering and invading my dreams all the way to our stop.

Lex let me use this (mine was black) on him as that was the only good toy I had at the time:

Double Delight

Water proof
The soft-to-the-touch Double delight is a double dream: firm enough to satisfy, yet flexible enough to bend completely in half. Let the Double Delight play a star role in all of your most adventurous fantasies.

FEATURES:

• 12” length, 1 3/5” diameter
• Bendable
• Easy to clean
• Waterproof

BENEFITS:

• An adventurous couple’s toy
• No batteries required

If I had had this one, would he have let me use that too?

Male G-Spot Massager

Discover the male G-spot and unleash amorous possibilities. Prostate massage has been used for centuries for two purposes – intense sexual pleasure, and improving the health of the prostate gland. The Male G-Spot Massager is designed to do both of these things with ease. Use the removable roller ball for gentle scrotum stimulation.

FEATURES:

• 3 3/4” length, 1 1/4” diameter
• Slim, curved design for comfortable prostate exploration
• Removable roller ball for massaging the scrotum

BENEFITS:

• Prostate massage has been used for centuries to aid men with prostate problems, and lack of ejaculation
• Increases strength of erection and male orgasm
• Safest way to explore the prostate for both pleasure and health
• Easy to clean

COMPANION PRODUCTS:

• Topical Eaze™ (makes you a little numb – great for anal; also good for waxing your brows or even relief from painful bee stings)
• Clean & Simple™ Adult Toy Cleanser (always clean your toys)
• Revelation® Lubricant (just a drop goes a long way – makes you feel 18 again)
• Slip ‘n Slide Lubricant (best for anal)