Bisexual Girls Club

It was a slow night so we decided to go to our local hang out in Chelsea to have a couple of beers and chill out. It wasn’t that we weren’t open to almost anything, it just wasn’t a night that was planned for. Shortly after we arrived, we were surprised to see a couple we had recently met. She was an actress and traveled a lot. He was the kind of guy who didn’t consider his meetings with hookers to be cheating. Despite the confession he made to Lex, we still found them amusing. They were looking for something to do and so were we, so when they recommended a spot to pick up some ecstasy, we were game. We accompanied them to another location were they were able to score up some really cheap stuff. Two for ten dollars. What a steal!

Where to go next? All full of love to give and Twilo was dead, so we ended up at Blue on 23rd street. Unfortunately (or fortunately – however you want to look at it) we weren’t there very long at all. Apparently I crossed a boundary and got into a fight with one of the gay guys. I was on line to go to the bathroom, asking where it ended, and he accused me of trying to use my feminine whiles and charm someone so I could get ahead of the line, “Honey you’re pee pee dance isn’t going to work here.” For some reason he seemed to have nothing but hate for me. As soon as he cursed at me I cursed back at him and suddenly I felt myself being completely lifted off the floor by a bouncer. What the fuck?? I guess I wasn’t gay enough. I argued that I was just defending myself, but no one wanted to hear my side. Apparently I also pissed them off because I refused to use a toilet that didn’t have a door with a lock. Everybody else seemed to be okay with that. I was pretty drugged up, but come one, it didn’t have to escalate to that. How many times do worse things get ignored at bars?

I think sometimes I am too friendly. Yes, New York can be a cruel and ironic place.

I found myself begging the bouncer to first let me tell Lex that I was getting kicked out. More drama ensued as he tried fiercely to defend me. We quickly went from, “please let us stay… we didn’t do anything wrong,” to, “fuck you you miserable minimum wage wanna-be arrogant, tiny prick mother fucker [blah blah blah] we didn’t want to be here in this lousy place [that actually shut down shortly after ha ha ha we had the last laugh we’re still standing(?)] anyway and we’ve gotten kicked out of better places.” Our friends didn’t want to get involved and stayed behind. So here we were, kicked out and Lex was super charged from chewing out the bouncer in the middle of the sidewalk. Where to next?

We were two high-as-a-kite, euphoric, everything-loving mother fuckers, going back home, falling asleep on the train, listening to some Swedish tourists jibber-jabbering and invading my dreams all the way to our stop.

Lex let me use this (mine was black) on him as that was the only good toy I had at the time:

Double Delight

Water proof
The soft-to-the-touch Double delight is a double dream: firm enough to satisfy, yet flexible enough to bend completely in half. Let the Double Delight play a star role in all of your most adventurous fantasies.

FEATURES:

• 12” length, 1 3/5” diameter
• Bendable
• Easy to clean
• Waterproof

BENEFITS:

• An adventurous couple’s toy
• No batteries required

If I had had this one, would he have let me use that too?

Male G-Spot Massager

Discover the male G-spot and unleash amorous possibilities. Prostate massage has been used for centuries for two purposes – intense sexual pleasure, and improving the health of the prostate gland. The Male G-Spot Massager is designed to do both of these things with ease. Use the removable roller ball for gentle scrotum stimulation.

FEATURES:

• 3 3/4” length, 1 1/4” diameter
• Slim, curved design for comfortable prostate exploration
• Removable roller ball for massaging the scrotum

BENEFITS:

• Prostate massage has been used for centuries to aid men with prostate problems, and lack of ejaculation
• Increases strength of erection and male orgasm
• Safest way to explore the prostate for both pleasure and health
• Easy to clean

COMPANION PRODUCTS:

• Topical Eaze™ (makes you a little numb – great for anal; also good for waxing your brows or even relief from painful bee stings)
• Clean & Simple™ Adult Toy Cleanser (always clean your toys)
• Revelation® Lubricant (just a drop goes a long way – makes you feel 18 again)
• Slip ‘n Slide Lubricant (best for anal)