Bisexual Girls Club

This week’s answer to What is Sexy? Ron Jeremy’s autograph on my breast.

Me: My breasts aren’t as big as the other women you just autographed.

Ron: Don’t worry. We love all breasts.

Then he squeezed my nipple (ouch) and lowered his head a little (not much, he’s quite short) to give my breast a little sucky sucky. And there is it, Ron Jeremy’s autograph.

Of course I was very excited. How sweet of him to compliment me like that. All the same, once my elation wore off moments later, I rushed to the bar and got a shot of gin so I could clean the area he touched. I do not know where his hands and tongue have been. Come on… a raffle at that party (which by the way led me to win a stay at a Couples Only Clothing Optional resort) was postponed on account of Ron Jeremy having sex on the couch a few feet away from us. So, a thorough cleaning was much needed after that encounter.

Still, having Ron Jeremy’s autograph on my nipple is quite sexy.